The Godpunks Podcast

In Which Stupid Get's Turned Out

In this episode of the Godpunks, we meet Blast Off Johnny, a black market dealer of nothing good at all. Blast Off's fingers are in a  lot of dangerous pies, but Stupid is desperate for a way to get to Hell to save Nini and Johnny just might be able to help him. For a price. 

In Which The Dirty Baby Doll Head is Not Important, But Nini Torres Is

Nini Torres is heartbroken. The love of her artificially extended life, Frank Godman, has abandoned her, and the Earth she left long ago has moved on. Even if her body glitter has not. Now she is just one lonely heart in a roomful of lonely hearts and she is determined to fit in, at least until its her turn to talk. 

In Which Bob Loses His Job Tasting Dirt And Gets Another Job Working for a Teratoma

Bob is unstuck in time, but he doesn't really know it. He has just lost his job tasting dirt, but he doesn't exactly know why. And a lot of weird people in the universe are interested him, including Dave, the teratoma, and, mercifully, he has no idea what's ahead. Yet.

In Which the Demon Corpsebottom Decides that it's a Perfectly Good Day For Beltaburgers and Mayhem

Corspebottom, Hell’s first lieutenant, bored and filled with ennui, goes looking for trouble and finds a helpful maybe-human who goes by the name of Ant.  Hilarity ensues, but that might be overselling shit.

The Godpunks: In Which a Plasma Ejection Careens Toward the Jones Creek Taco Taco Taquito Restaurant

Hackers Doxbot and Ghost Dog are in a bind. They've got just a few minutes before a civilization ending solar-flare ends all life on the planet. The only way to stop it is to do more drugs than anyone has ever done before, so that they can pull off the biggest hack in the history of hacks. It’s that or make the lives of five billion people much, much worse. It's a tough choice, but if anyone can do that much drugs, Doxbot can

The Godpunks: Before the Coup

There's going to be a war in hell, and Lucy needs a good PR guy. The demons aren't listening, her sister's coming, and she keeps forgetting to shave her hunches. Life sucks for our favorite devil. 

The Godpunks: In Which We Meet Ant Who, High Off His Ass, Runs Out in Front of a Car, so He Can Get a Hug

In which we meet Ant who, high off his ass, gets hit by a car so he can bring drugs and joy and time into Bob's life. Bob is losing time, like actually losing time, like he has two hours that are just gone and now he's late for work at his job, his dirt tasting job. What Bob doesn't know is that Ant can help him with this because, if there's two things Ant knows how to do, it's find things and to get high, though not necessarily in that order. Also, there's a demon.

The Godpunks: In Which We Meet Luci and Dave and Bob

In which we meet Luci and Dave, the conjoined rulers of hell. That is until they're not conjoined and decide to go to war. And Bob, a corporate dirt taster who doesn't know he's covered in tessseract snot. Poor Bob. Poor, poor Bob. So please enjoy another Lo-fi DIY Sci-fi fantasy storytelling podcast that is absolutely NSFW.   

The Godpunks: No One Gets Over Frank Godman: The Story of an Intergalactic Lonely Heart

In this lo-fi DIY podcast held together with duct tape and smudged black eyeliner, The Cybernetic Pig and Pants Squirrel present a serialized, sci-fi/fantasy novel only a gutterpunk could love. Warning: The GodPunks contains sex, violence and intergalactic drug use, and is absolutely NSFA (Not Safe For Anyone).